Alternative Ways of Scoring
Football is a unique game. It really is the only major sport where one play can have a disproportionate impact on scoring. Think about it this way. Team A has moved the ball 75 yards on 11 plays after receiving the opening kickoff and starting on their 20-yard line after a touchback. Team A's fans are thinking their squad is about to open an early lead with a 1st and Goal on Team B's five-yard line. Team A's quarterback drops back to pass and doesn't see the blitzing corner coming from his blindside. Before he can cock his arm to get rid of the ball he's hit. The ball comes loose and a linebacker picks in up and runs it back for a touchdown. After being 15 feet from a 7-0 lead, Team A is now behind 7-0 after just one play. In baseball, a homerun is a huge play, but a team can never hit a home run while they are playing the field. In basketball, a missed fastbreak opportunity can lead to a fastbreak chance for the opponent. However, with both teams combining for over 50 made baskets, a blown opportunity doesn't have the same impact in football where two teams combine for around six touchdowns. In hockey, a missed breakaway may anger some fans, but even if it leads to a scoring chance for the opposing team, there is always a gentleman between the pipes as a last line of defense. Even in football, one play never truly decides a game, but it can dramatically alter the plot. With that in mind, I wanted to look at non-offensive touchdowns in the SEC. That would of course mean touchdowns scored via interception, fumble, punt, or kickoff returns (we're counting blocked punts as punt returns here). I examined all non-offensive touchdowns scored by the twelve core SEC teams in conference play since 2007. I didn't include Missouri or Texas A&M since they are conference neophytes. My initial guess was that LSU would be head and shoulders above their conference brethren in non-offensive touchdowns. Visions of Trindon Holliday, Patrick Peterson, the Honey Badger, and Odell Beckham Jr. weaving through hapless would-be tacklers on punt returns had me banking on the Bayou Bengals scoring more alternative hits than the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Alas, I was not correct. Think about it for a moment and make your own guess. The reveal is below.
Olympic Games since 2007. These twelve teams have combined for 125 non-offensive touchdowns in league play since 2007. What if we break those numbers down a little more? An interception return is the most likely way to score, with 60 (48% of non-offensive touchdowns) coming via a pick-six. The other three are almost all equally likely to occur. There have been 23 fumble returns (18%), 22 punt returns (18%) and 20 kickoff returns (16%). Here is a little more in-depth table with breakdowns by type of non-offensive touchdown.