Monday, February 06, 2006

Super Bowl XL Unanswered Questions

Personal Foul.

I. Was Mr. Magoo officiating this game? I'll grant you that Roethlisberger may have been in on his TD run, and the interference against Darrell Jackson was a good call. But the hold on Locklear and the Hasselbeck personal foul call? Ridiculous.

Herndon: Means slow-footed in Slavokian.

II. Is Kelly Herndon the slowest defensive back in history? It looked like he was running in molasses on his interception return.

D'oh.

III. Did Jackie Smith kidnap Seahawks Tight End Jerramy Stevens before the game? I counted at least 3 dropped passes by Stevens.

You might as well face it, you're addicted to Lost.

IV. Is Robert Palmer rolling over in his grave right now?



Satisfaction.

V
. When did Mick Jagger become a 16-year old girl? Did he buy his shirt at Limited Too?




3 comments:

____________ said...

I like Rolling Stones, but they did not pput on a good halftime show at all.

____________ said...

I agree, i think the offensive pass interference was a good call. It wasnt much of a push, but it allowed the offense WR to gain an advantage so there for it is a good call. Matt Hasselback will never win a super bowl.

Frank Davis said...

don't hate on Mick!